Nigerian/Sudanese/Senegal Spammers Get No Love.

I got a Nigerian spamm email in my personal inbox and decided to use BSpamFree's email to tell them off, and in addition to blocking them at my main address, maybe this would redirect them to the BSpamFree address instead. What follows are the exchanges. This spammer should've taken the hint after being told in no uncertain terms to get lost.

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From: Grace Koffih grecakoffih@yahoo.com
Reply-to: gracekoffih@hotmail.com

Me: Who?

To: undisclosed recipients:

Me: Oh yay...

Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:02 AM
Subject: Hello,

Me: Um okay, who the heck are you?

Spammer: Hello,

Me: Am I supposed to know you?

Spammer: How is everything with you, I picked interest on you when i saw your email.

Me: I never emailed you...

Spammer: I really want to have a good friendship with you.

Me: Why? You haven't said anything yet that even makes sense and you sent this bulkmail. The "undisclosed recipient" thing sort of gives that away. So which one of the undiscloseds do you really want to be friends with? Which email was so interesting to you? That leaves me out since I never sent you anything.

Spammer: Beside i have something very vital to disclose with you, but I found it difficult to express myself here, since it's a public site.

Me: What public site? You sent this to my private inbox and to a host of others. So disclose away. What is it that's so terribly vital? Or do I even want to know? Should I care?

Spammer: I will be very happy, If you can get back to me, through my e-mail Is So we can get to know each other better,and i well give you my pictures and also tell you more about me ok

grace.

Me: What is this pile of swill? I don't want your pictures.

Subject:  Re: Hello my swweeth eart.þþþþþ

Me: Urgh! I'm nobody's "sweetheart" get that through your thick head!

Sender:  Grace Koffih <gracekoffih@hotmail.com>
Recipient:  <grace@bspamfree.org>
Date:  Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:49:24 +0000

Me: Yeah, you didn't get the hint yet?

Spammer: Hello Sweethart,

Me: Like I said, I'm not your sweetheart!

Spammer: Thank you very much for your mail, and the hand of friendship,

Me: You're thanking me for telling you to get lost and you think that is a hand of friendship? Chick, you have some problems!

Spammer: I appreciate that you put the time to write, even if you have not seen me, I believe this friendship will be built on trust and love.

Me: Keep dreaming, because I don't want your friendship, and there's no way I'll ever trust you. But you can trust me to tell you to take a hike!

Spammer: I am. Greca koffih, 23 year old medical student,

Me: But you said your name was "Grace" in your last email. What changed? You can't even make up your own mind what your name is. Anyway, so when you're not studying, you spend your spare time sending sickly sweet emails to total strangers?

Spammer: my father blessed with a memory of the name later.

Me: Huh? That was totally garbled.

Spammer: koffih Abuu.

Me: So what's up with this? Is Koffih your first or last name?

Spammer: who was Deputy Director General of CNPC oil refinery company in Khartoum in Sudan,

Me: Just because there really is such a company doesn't make anything else you say, true.
http://www.cnpc.com.cn/eng/cnpcworldwide/africa/Sudan/

Spammer: was killed along with my favorite Mom.

Me: Uh, your favorite mom? Oh, I get it, your father was a polygamist. They still practice that exploitation of the female gender in Sudan.

Spammer: Please helps me in what I have to say.

Me: You get no help from me.

Spammer: I know it must be sacred and surprised with my proposal,

Me: Sacred? Nothing about this email is sacred. Or surprising, for that matter. I'm thinking Nigerian scam...

Spammer: but please believe in me as a truly lonely heart, with much difficulty,

Me: Yeah, whatever, there's nothing I can do about that.

Spammer: but my condition is forced to do this.

Me: And you're just going to tell me all about it, I'm sure... *Rolling eyes*

Spammer: I depride of their legitimate origin, because of my refugee status. As a refugee here, and do not have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or something.

Me: Right, you still haven't moved me to tears yet.

Spammer: This is the law of Senegal.

Me: Wait, I thought you were in the Sudan.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0107951.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudan

Spammer: I chose to contact you after my prayers.

Me: Yeah, I'll just bet...

Spammer: In short, I would like to reveal much about you

Me: You'd like to reveal much about me? That should be enough warning right there for anyone to keep away from you...

Spammer: if you will help me move to your country to a substance that I inherited from my parent.

Me: You get no help from me! I thought I already told you that. Besides, you don't know where I live, and I'm pretty sure your dad and his harem and 5,000 kids didn't visit here let alone leave a substance here for you to inherit...

Spammer: I have a substantial amount of $ 5.7M (five million seven hundred thousand U.S. dollars).

Me: As I thought, an account transaction scam. Well, since you're sitting on that sizable pile, you sure don't need my help.

Spammer: He deposit this money and using my name and the closest relatives of money.I am unbale take money because of my refugee status here in Senegal.

Me: Who's this 'he' anyway? And like I'd believe this bilje...

Spammer: I would like to assist my money back when they are transferred shall be in your account will take less than total cash and send to me, it will be used for my travel documents and ticket to come to your country.

Me: You get no money from me, liar, and I definitely don't want the likes of you moving here!

Spammer: I kept this secret because I do not want to hurt in any way, the only person who knows this is one of the venerable sister here who is just like my mother.

Me: Oh, is this where I'm supposed to well up with tears and open my bank account wide for you? Not going to happen, chick, scram!

Spammer: Please keep it to yourself and do not tell anyone as I believe that these people who killed my father are still after me.

Me: Yeah right, you want me to just hand over all my money and keep my mouth shut about it so no one would find out you're a fraud. Forget it, I'm going to show this on a public site!

Spammer: Because I was afraid of losing their lives and receive money if people know about it.

Me: Hornswoggle!

Spammer: Attached here is my photo and you also have yours too.

Me: Guess what? You failed. This email account is set not to receive attachments. And I never gave you my photo...

Spammer: I am waiting to see your mail to my email.

Me: Hope you like getting called a liar and a fraud, then...

Spammer: here is my baby number you can call me OK.

Me: I don't see a number, and wouldn't call you anyway...

Spammer: Thank you and God bless.

Me: Don't give me this "God bless" stuff! And you're not welcome.

Spammer: Sweet and embraced Kisssssssssssssssss

Me: EWWWWWW, GET AWAY! YUCK!

Spammer: Your Lonely Friend Greca.,.

Me: And if you're waiting for me to be your friend, you'll stay lonely forever...

No love...

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It hasn't written since. Hahahaha!

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