Mangled Messages from Muddled Minds

I check out the Snopes and other hoax busting sites quite a lot. On those
sites, there are articles written to debunk or verify email rumors
circulating on the net. Some of these sites also have discussion forums, and
on Snopes, silly Myspace chain letter "bulletins" are a favorite subject to
disect and laugh at. Here is one such bulletin, with my comments throughout.
Those who know me will, won't have any trouble determining which is which.
My comments are preceeded by a '-'.

"When a girl calls you" (Myspace)

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**I mean really does this junk come from anywhere *else* besides myspace?
Chow if necessary...my favorite is "When she wants a hug, she will just
stand there" Yeah like a NFBSKing idiot & you're wondering what the hell you
did wrong *this* time...but if you hug her or not she will more than likely
*still* throw a b*tch fit!!

-Lol that sounds like something a Myspace girl would do given any of these
glurges as examples.

When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile

-Not necessarily. There could be a million different reasons, ranging from
you reminding her of someone else she knows, to some absolutely glaring
outfit or hair style you're sporting and she can't help but notice and has
to do her best not to gawk.

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold
her hand

Wow! Uh - no...Better be careful not to walk within bumping distance of
anybody, then!

When she wants a hug she will just stand there

-Nope, in my case usually if I'm just standing there it means I'm waiting
for something/somebody or daydreaming or both. If I want a hug, I'll come
toward the person with arms outstretched and a certain expression on my face
that can't be mistaken for anything other than wanting a hug.

When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3
years later

-Not likely...especially if she's in a good relationship with someone else,
and even if she isn't, you're just ancient history.

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind

-My daydreams aren't that hectic! Other times I'm quiet because I'm
concentrating on something or just enjoying a quiet moment.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply

Wow, Lol, here's what this translates as, and it's pretty silly: if you're a
girl, you can be in two modes only, arguing, or deeply thinking. This means
girls can't engage in small talk or fun, because that doesn't usually have
much to do with deep thought or else in order to be a girl, everything that
comes out of your mouth must either be a deep thought or fighting words! Lol
I don't think so!

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how
long you will be around

-More likely trying to figure out what the heck you just said.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine

-Nope, not this girl...If I'm fine I'll say so. If I'm not I'll say I could
be better or something to that effect.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games

-More likely she's just seen you do something outragious.

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers
forever

-Wow, yikes! Amazing how such a simple act can supposedly convey such a
loaded message! Crap - better not let my head touch some guy's chest, ever.
:P

When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that
you are her future

-Or 1. She needs help, or 2. She's just been listening to too many mushy
love songs and thinks you'll appreciate hearing her say some cute puppy-love
things.

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than
that

-I beg to differ. Kids can really miss their parents every bit as much when
separated and visa versa. Guys can also miss their girlfriends/spouses.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

-Really now!? "You were such a jerk and I'm only being mean so you'll come
back and be a jerk to me all over again" I think not! It's called hurt and
vengence, nothing to do with wanting some loser back.

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

-Only if he's taken with me for whatever reason. Otherwise, I get calls from
guys about anything from church to business stuff to old friends wanting to
keep in touch.

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

-and if I'm not saying anything?

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

So guys have two modes, arguing, and being wrong? Rotf this is lame!

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it

-Unless he's not feeling well or has been injured and wants to shrug it off.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if
you do

-Or maybe he just notices something about me.

When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world

-Gosh, I never knew the world was my head! Gee willikers wow!

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love

-Uhm, I don't do the text message thing - but again, it would probably
depend more on the content of the messages.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

-Can't disagree with that.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done

-Til I'm done what? And that would worry me. It's enough to be responsible
for my own life, I don't want somebody else hinging their life or lack of it
on whether or not they can live with me.

When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever
missed him or anything else

-Hmmm, I guess that cancels out the effect/meaningfulness of when a girl
says "I miss you"?

repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you

-Who believes this malarkey?

someone was in your mind as you read this

-Actually, no.

Post this as

IF YOUR A GUY " When a guy calls you..."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "When a girl calls you

-Sorry, it's been renamed "Mangled Messages from Muddled Minds"